Essential Oils for Monsters

I don’t want to alarm you, but you need to be aware… Monsters are all around us! (Especially in the month of October, with Halloween just around the corner.) The best way to deal with monsters is to GET RID OF THEM. But if you find yourself a bit short on wooden stakes and silver bullets,...

Let’s be honest: vampires have some serious issues. From the contents of their main diet (about which, the less said, the better), to their well-known dislike of garlic (crazy, right?), and their pathological avoidance of the sun. If any vampires you know are hoping to overcome this sun...

Probably the biggest problem facing the modern werewolf is the need to steer clear of silver bullets (and those who wield them). Next on the list is a common problem: full moons can keep a werewolf up all night long. In order to get some much-needed sleep, the top recommendation is the...

Let’s face it: we’ve all had neighbors who like to patch dead bodies together and use lightning to bring them to life. Every homeowner’s association has bylaws to help with this common problem, but too many of us have experienced the frustration of having our flowers trampled by the seven-foot,...

The interesting thing about Zombies is that they are the ONLY monsters universally believed to be completely fictional. Lots of people have claimed to see or encounter vampires, werewolves, even the Jersey Devil. Not so with zombies. These mindless, flesh-eating freaks still seem to belong...

The Banshee is a female ghost who is always going about shrieking and wailing. Remove the word “ghost” from the description above, and I’ll bet at least one or two names of people you know will quickly come to mind. The problem? The Banshee’s emotions are out of whack. She obviously needs a...

We’re not talking about Granddaddy Longlegs here, but the monstrous spiders that inhabit Peter Jackson’s films about Middle Earth. (Shelob, anyone?) If you’ve been lucky enough in life not to have encountered giant spiders, you’re one of the few. But even the everyday type of spiders can be...

Of all the creatures of the night most feared by teenagers and other denizens of horror films, there’s one that is definitely real, and is closer than you realize. The Skeleton. After all, there’s one sitting with you right now—under your skin! Snap, crackle, pop! Sounds like some bones are...

You have to admit, mummies look pretty good considering they’ve been dead for thousands of years. Embalming may be their secret, but who wants to go to that extent just to look good for another 50 years or so? There has to be a better way! To capture the mummy’s classic look of immortality, use...

“Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble…” From Macbeth, by William Shakespeare Casting spells, mixing potions, and stirring cauldrons might be the first things you think about when “witches” come to mind. But the main PHYSICAL features of many witches would have to be...

It’s a tough job being a Headless Horseman. The strain of roaming the countryside night after night, looking for a head, and then settling for an ill-fitting pumpkin—well, such activity is likely to cause some pretty significant muscle or neck discomfort. The SOOTHING BLEND RUB was designed to...

COULROPHOBIA—fear of clowns—is a growing phenomenon. Some people can’t stand clowns at any price, whether the more frightening, Stephen King type, or even the jolly, Bozo sort. But if you are coulrophobic, there is a great Essential Oil that can help you with your problem, and help you feel...

As you can see, there are many different ways to use Essential Oils for Monsters. Even for you non-monsters out there, no doubt you found a number of issues and suggestions you can relate to. I want you to feel EMPOWERED to have these tools ready to go when the moment arises, whatever the...